assassin for hire
who was my target again?
[[ i’ll still be doing non-royalAU things, and any ask i got previous to this M!A will be answered normally B) ]]
45 hums to himself as he throws the last logs into the fire pit, glad to be done with all that running around. Hopefully this would last them a good while, collecting firewood was beyond tedious.
Without another thought, 45 whipped up to the trees where the strange bird had been following him.
"Are you hungry? I just about to start cooking."
No hard feelings, but I’m kinda in the need of some meat. And yours is lookin’ pretty good. See, I ran outta human the other day and it’s good to keep a freezer stocked, y’know? So nothing personal. Rest assured, your body will be in the hands of a High Quality Grade A professiona—Wait. On second thought you said you were about to cook something. What is it?
101: ??? Yes? Yes, hello? I could not help but notice you swoop in through my window. I know it’s hard to believe, but I live here. I’m sure from the outside this window looked like all the rest. Just like the windows that belong to rundown abandoned apartments and other building all through this part of town. But no, this is my house, and I have a door, but since you’re already here..uhh..sneaking around, would you like a muffin? I can put on some water for tea?
Birds need to eat a lot y’know? Haha. Guess I forgot doors were a thing—people usually don’t take kindly to me showin’ up at theirs, either. For whatever reason. Messed up, huh? Jeez, it’s not like I’m a serial killer or somethi—wait, did you say muffins?
I’m. Kinda surprised though. Most of the time people try to beat me up whenever they find me in their houses. For whatever reason. But you’re nice? I think I like you already.
Hey! Reblog this and I’ll send you a personalized gift/advertisement for 142’s shop based on your blog!
[[ vegas is so rude i’m so sorry 2 everyon e my boy has no manners ]]
OKAY IF YOU’RE A FANPRO ASKBLOG PLEASE REBLOG PLEASE THANK YOU))
Cute goat by the way, what’s its name?